"Pants are for pussies" hoodie

"Pants are for pussies" hoodie


"Fuck bitches, get treats"

Made to be as snuggly as possible, while still allowing your dogs inner bad-boy to shine through. 

All hoodies are machine washable.

Small: 25cm long, 44cm chest (largest)

Medium: 28cm long, 49cm chest (largest)

Large: 31cm long, 52cm chest (largest)

Please select which trim colour you would like.

Any other sizes can be easily accommodated, please write your dog's chest, length and collar measurements into the notes box prior to check out.


NB. As our products are handmade to order, the turnaround time is usually 1-2 weeks. Never fear though! If you have an urgent order, please let us know and we will do our best to accommodate you.